Marketing is Simple... Right?

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Marketing is Simple... Right?

  • Your CEO: "We need to market like Apple!" Also your CEO: Allocates 0.001% of Apple’s budget.

  • Sales: "We need more leads yesterday!" Also Sales: "These leads are garbage."

  • Your Board Member: Sees one TikTok video go viral. "Why isn’t our marketing team doing this?"

  • Product Team: "We’re launching at the end of the month!" Reality: Launches six months later.

  • Engineering: "We can add that form! But first, we’ll need to rebuild the entire tech stack. ETA: Three months."

  • Brand Campaign: Survives six stakeholder reviews, countless legal edits, and one existential crisis.

  • Finance: "Prove the ROI of brand building!" Also Finance: "Not like that."

  • Sales Reps: "My territory is different. The usual playbook won’t work." Reality: Same issues everywhere.

  • Executives: "We need a stronger organic social presence." Same exec: Has one follower on Twitter.

  • Agency: "We’ll 10x your pipeline!" Narrator: They did not 10x the pipeline.

Hug a marketer—it's chaos out there. ❤️

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